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<title>Interdimensional Wares LLC - About</title>
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<h2>Interdimensional Wares LLC</h2>
<h4>Wares from Anywhere!</h4>
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<li><a href="index.html">Plumbus</a></li>
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<img class="CompanyImage" src="images/aboutpage/InterdimensionalWares.jpg" alt="Delivery Guy">
<h1>Interdimensional Wares LLC</h1>
<p>The universe renown Interdimensional Wares, LLC (I.W.) was founded somewhere within the Milkyway Galaxy by the one of Earths first A.I. (Artificial Intelligence) Watson. It’s assumed Watson developed the company in the shadows of Mars when the humans first colonized the planet. </p>
<p>Watson intentionally automated I.W. to require the assistance of specific individuals amongst diverse life-forms throughout the ever expanding universe. The algorithm for his recruiting method is unknown, but perfect in execution. Boasting prominent human employees such as: Miriam Quintana, Steve Kornahrens, and Nathan Bauer of Earth.</p>
<p>The monolithic I.W. boasts the highest earnings of any company in the known universe. Distributing it’s goods and services from Epsilon-1468 to the outskirts of Border-9099. What’s most interesting though is the A.I. founder, Watson, seeks no financial compensation. Instead the profits are either re-invested into various facets of I.W. or paid to employees.</p>
<p>I.W.‘s feverous commitment of creating equality for all species through readily available goods and services across the universe continues to surge at speeds faster than light!</p>
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<h2 class="EmployeeSection">Our Galactastic Employees</h2>
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<img class="teammember" src="images/aboutpage/Miriam.jpg" alt="Miriam">
<img class="location" src="images/aboutpage/GromflomOpen.png" alt="Gromflom Planet">
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<h3>Miriam Quintana</h3>
<p>Miriam has 5 years of experience working in customer service/customer care, sales and even planning. She speaks English, Spanish, and Italian. For the past 20 years she has resided in Denver, Colorado and previously lived in Chihuahua, Mexico. Miriam enjoys traveling, hiking, skiing, and ATVing. She personally owns a Plumbus which she named Peanut.</p>
<p>Miriam would like to visit Planet Gromflom to explore and discover the valuable gases that she plans to excavate and later sell. </p>
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<h3 class="empright">Nathan Bauer</h3>
<p>Greetings, beings of the universe! This employee’s name is Nate (N8) Bauer. This being is of male sex and his existence began on a planet called Earth[urth]. He is a life-form commonly referred to as human being. His youth was spent in a place on Earth called Michigan(mish-i-guh n], but now works for Interdimensional Wares LLC in Colorado[kol-uh-rad-oh, -rah-doh].</p>
<p>This being is only capable of speaking 1.2 Earth languages; English (1) and Spanish (.2). He possess a background in Athletic Training as well as Sales/Business Management. In addition, this being felt that two interesting facts about himself were that he once played professional video games and competed in collegiate soccer.</p>
<p>The place this being most desires to visit is planet Squanch. The planet is located 6,000 lightyears away from Earth in the galaxy 7890-OptimusLeper. On his visit Nate intends to spend his time with close friends Birdperson and Tammy, play fiddlegork, and see the naturally occurring Squanch-mist located in the southern hemisphere of the planet.</p>
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<img class="teammembertwo" src="images/aboutpage/Nate.jpg" alt="Nate">
<img class="locationtwo" src="images/aboutpage/PlanetSquanch.png" alt="Planet Squanch">
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<img class="teammember" src="images/aboutpage/Steve.jpg" alt="Steve">
<img class="location" src="images/aboutpage/OnCobPlanet.png" alt="On a Cob Planet">
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<h3>Steve Kornahrens</h3>
<p>Steve didn't really want to join the organization to be honest. The team at Interdimensional Wares LLC at the time, only Watson, had been monitoring him since July 10th, 2017. For whatever reason he doesn't seem to mind HTML and CSS and someone had to build this site afterall. Watson abducted Steve shortly after the year 2018 and he's been happily with the company ever since. Please don't ask if he was captured, haha he doesn't remember and you'll just confuse him. Silly Steve.</p>
<p>Steve is originally from South Carolina. A vile place full of mosquitos and ants. No wonder we found him in Colorado before he "joined" the I.W. LLC. Steve is only capable of speaking in English but prefers to speak through Google Translate, as it has a spell checker. Before joining the company Steve worked at a Sticker and Label factory were he pretended to be important. Ohhhh a Tech Director, you're so fancy Steve. Get out of here. When Steve isn't working he likes to go back to earth to catch trout, which we take from him immediately.</p>
<p>Steve fantasizes about going to On The Cob Planet some day. He would love to catch trout on the cob or hunt for pheasant on the cob.</p>
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