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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<title>Interdimensional Wares LLC - Plumbus</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="css/master.css">
<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Audiowide|Roboto" rel="stylesheet">
</head>
<body>
<header id="TopNav">
<div class="LeftNav">
<h2>Interdimensional Wares LLC</h2>
<h4>Wares from Anywhere!</h4>
</div>
<ul class="RightNav">
<li><a href="index.html">Plumbus</a></li>
<li><a href="about.html">About</a></li>
</ul>
</header>
<div class="intro">
<p class="introp">Interdimensional Wares LLC HOT NEW PRODUCT</p>
<p class="introplum">The Plumbus!!</p>
</div>
<section id="PlumbusFeatures">
<div class="PicPrice">
<a class="PlumbusPic" href="https://www.youtube.com/embed/eMJk4y9NGvE" target="_blank"><img src="images/plumbuscropped.png" alt="The Plumbus."></a>
<img class="SaleLogo" src="images/salelogo.png" alt="SALE">
</div>
<div class="PlumContent">
<h2>Plumbus Features</h2>
<ul class="PlumFeatures">
<li>NEW Plumbus is 30% MORE Plumbus</li>
<li>Plumbus can get sticky</li>
<li>Plumbus is great with kitchens</li>
<li>Plumbus will make it up to you</li>
<li>Plumbus is squishy and flexible for all crevices</li>
<li>Plumbus connects to your broods using GHG connective tissue</li>
<li>Plumbus is heavier and spongier than ever before</li>
<li>Plumbus is multi versatile and safe for every room</li>
<li>Plumbus is dishwasher safe</li>
</ul>
<h2>Product Specifications</h2>
<ul class="PlumFeatures">
<li>Artisan Plumbus</li>
<li>What does it do? WHAT DOESN'T IT DO?</li>
<li>Materials: Schleem, dinglepop, fleeb juice, spit, and chumbles</li>
<li>Dimensions: 13" tall x 6" wide x 7" deep</li>
<li>Weight: 1 lb.</li>
<li>For Ages 12+</li>
</ul>
<p>Note: Because all our plumbuses are handmade, yours may vary slightly from the picture as a result of natural variation.</p>
<p>Click the Plumbus to see how its made!</p>
</div>
</section>
<section id="IncludedWith">
<h1>Included In Plumbus Purchase</h1>
<article id="EightFeatures">
<article class="feature">
<h4>Plumbus</h4>
<img src="images/features/plumbuscropped.jpg" alt="Guy with Plumbus">
</article>
<article class="feature">
<h4>Brushing Unit</h4>
<img src="images/features/BrushingUnit.jpg" alt="Brushing Unit">
</article>
<article class="feature">
<h4>Fleeb</h4>
<img src="images/features/Fleeb.jpg" alt="Fleeb">
</article>
<article class="feature">
<h4>Frood Noops</h4>
<img src="images/features/FroodNoops.jpg" alt="Frood Noops">
</article>
<article class="feature">
<h4>Grumbles</h4>
<img src="images/features/Grumbles.jpg" alt="Grumbles">
</article>
<article class="feature">
<h4>Lubricator</h4>
<img src="images/features/Lubricator.jpg" alt="Lubricator">
</article>
<article class="feature">
<h4>Rehydration Package</h4>
<img src="images/features/RehydrationPackage.jpg" alt="Rehydration Package">
</article>
<article class="feature">
<h4>Warming Tray</h4>
<img src="images/features/WarmingTray.jpg" alt="Warming Tray">
</article>
</article>
</section>
<section id="MostCommonUses">
<h1>Common Uses and Restrictions</h1>
<p>Welcome to the exciting world of Plumbus ownership! A Plumbus is an all purpose home device. Everyone knows what it does, so there is no reason to explain it. A Plumbus will aid many things in life, making life easier. With proper maintenance, handling, storage, and urging, Plumbus will provide you with a lifetime of better living and happiness.</p>
<h3>Helpful Recommendations</h3>
<img src="images/UsageRestrictions.jpg" alt="Usage and Restrictions">
</section>
<section id="SafetyFirst">
<h6>Warning! Danger!</h6>
<p>Plumbus is not alive, but DO talk to Plumbus for CO2. Placing Plumbus near a reflective surface will result in duplication. Do not operate Plumbus within seven sextons of other Plumbuses. Regularly grooming Plumbus induces desired behavior. Keep Plumbus powder dry. ALWAYS keep at ideal temperature. Plumbus will sweat if too hot or cold. If too tired, return Plumbus immediately to manufacturer , NOT TO STORE. Test Plumbus on a small area before applying to larger surface. Pressing Plumbus against sensory organs for will result in sickness or death. Exposing Plumbus to atmospheres greater than 8% Branzine not recommended. Plumbus may cause emotional disconnect from duties. Never stare directly at the parted chumbles. Instead, poke a pinhole in a sheet of paper and stare at crumbles through hole. If not cleaned regularly, Plumbus will attract dark Plumbus. Plumbus may suddenly expand one size. Take necessary precautions.</p>
</section>
<footer>
<h4>Copyright © 2017 - All Rights Reserved - YouNeedAPlumbus.com</h4>
</footer>
</body>
</html>