x-large pizza+coke now arriving in Winnipeg within ~5min

[holta]

Vern's Pizza is unfortunately closed for Labo(u)r Day so I hope Flying Pizza suffices — the driver is "currently en route" (2 hours after I ordered :-) and has already been tipped — and is now trying to debug the following code:

"Please leave pizza on front doorstep as nec ([Actual @jvonau Address]) as this is a gift for a close friend, Thank You!"