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February Falling
February Falling is a licensed contractor of the H.N. Alliance Government.
Join us today at http://februaryfalling.com!
Official enquiries can be sent to [email protected]
February Falling and its subsidiaries do not and will not employ any non-human lifeforms. Any and all claims of said employment made by any and all sentient code-bases (including, but not limited to: Frameworks, APIs, Libraries, Pre-Compiled Binaries, Steganographically Enhanced Images, and any other modern product of computer science) are completely fabricated and will be appropriately controlled by the February Falling REDACTED team.
February Falling is an equal opportunity employer and gladly accepts resumes from any human of any race, gender, or ethnic background. February Falling proudly hires humans. Human applicants wishing to pursue an employment with February Falling must be willing to consent to the standardize human heritage test as outlined in the Humanity First Employment Act.1
February Falling thanks you for your patronage and offers significant financial rewards for any information leading to the arrest and execution of any non-human entity claiming employment status under February Falling or any subsidiary thereof.
1 Pursuant to the requirements of the Humanity First Employment Act, any applicants determined to be of non-human origin will be summarily executed and promptly cremated. The remains of any failed applicant can be claimed by the legal executor of the applicants estate after Federal Form 2646.4(~1c) filed in Federal Arbitration Court and notarized by a Federal Magistrate. Upon receipt of a notarized FF2646.4(~1c), February Falling will arrange to have the remains shipped by standard freight to Gal Prime 7. Additional shipping considerations can be negotiated by the executor with all additional occurred shipping and processing expenses covered by the executor or by any licensed third party. February Falling may charge additional processing fees in the event that the additional arrangements agreed upon by both parties causes February Falling to incur expenses exceeding 24,000STc.