console.unicorn.js

/**
 *  Console.frog. A better way to log!
 *    - Logs a frog, saying your log... Yep!
 *
 *  MIT licensed
 *  Copyright (C) 2016 Tim Holman, http://tholman.com
 */

(function dothething() {
  // Act on either the window.console, or the normal console.
  var con = console;
  if (typeof(window) !== 'undefined') {
    con = window.console;
  }

  con.unicorn = function() {

    var i,
      css = "color: #FF69B4";

    // Should be enough to make this fine in node.
    var inBrowser = (typeof window !== 'undefined');

    // This looks like a frog, right?
    // Taken from here - http://chris.com/ascii/index.php?art=animals/frogs

    var frog;
    if( inBrowser ) {
      frog = ['%c%c',
       '%c          . %c',
       '%c         /\' %c',
       '%c        // %c',
       '%c    .  // %c',
       '%c    |\\//7 %c',
       '%c   /\' \" \\ %c',
       '%c  .   . . %c',
       '%c  | (    \\     \'._ %c',
       '%c  |  \'._  \'    \'. \' %c',
       '%c  /    \\\'-\'____. ) ) %c',
       '%c .              :.\' %c',
       '%c |               \\ %c',
       '%c | .    .   .     . %c',
       '%c \' .    |  |      | %c',
       '%c  \\^   /_-\':     / %c',
       '%c  / | |    \'\\  .\\\' %c',
       '%c / /| |     \\\\  | %c',
       '%c \\ \\( )     // / %c',
       '%c  \\ | |    // / %c',
       '%c   \\! !   // / %c',
       '%c    [_]  /[_|    %c',
        '%c%c'];
    } else {
      frog = ['',
     '        .',
     '       /\'',
     '       //',
     '   .  //',
     '    |\\//7',
     '    /\' \" \\',
     '  .   . .',
     '   | (    \\     \'._',
     '   |  \'._  \'    \'. ',
     '  /    \'-\'____. ) )',
     '  .              :.\'',
     '  |               \\',
     '  | .    .   .     .',
     ' \' .    |  |      |',
     '  \\^   /_-\':     /',
     '  / | |    \'\  .',
     '  / /| |     \\  |',
     '  \\ \\( )     // /',
     '  \\ | |    // /',
     '  \\! !   // /',
     '  [_]  /[_|',
        ''];
    }

    // Gets args as a string
    var args = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments);
    var stringOfArgs = args.join(' ');

    // Add the bubble if there is something to log!
    if( stringOfArgs.length > 0 ) {
      frog[5] = frog[5] + "        ---" + ("-".repeat(stringOfArgs.length)) + "-";
      frog[6] = frog[6] + "  ----(   " + stringOfArgs + "   )";
      frog[7] = frog[7] + "  |     ---" + ("-".repeat(stringOfArgs.length)) + "-";
    }

    // Log the frog!
    if( inBrowser ) {
      for( i = 0; i < frog.length; i++ ) {
        console.log(frog[i], css, "");
      }
    } else {
      for( i = 0; i < frog.length; i++ ) {
        console.log(frog[i]);
      }
    }
  }
})();