feat: Initial Splash Text Commit (#208)

* fix: font weight added

* fix: change color hex

* fix: change color again

* fix: text-ut-burntorange

* fix: importance (tailwind wise)

* feat: debauchery

* feat: modernizing some covid-era dialogue

* feat: and more

* feat: ok other people can add now

* feat: one last one

* feat: maybe this will fix it

* fix: unstyled line

* feat: add more phrases

* feat: moved to a .tsx file format

* fix: prettier formatting

* fix: add doprz's quotes back

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Co-authored-by: doprz <[email protected]>

src/assets/insideJokes.tsx

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+const splashText: string[] = [
+    "You can't fail classes you're not in, that's for sure.",
+    'Steer clear of O-Chem, unless you fancy a challenge.',
+    'Rec Sports fills up fast, even before the sun reaches its peak.',
+    "Ah, Jendy's! A taste ever so refined.",
+    'Fine dining at Jester City Limits, eh?',
+    'Rec Sports fills up fast, even before the sun reaches its peak.',
+    'RIP Domino, you beloved campus feline.',
+    "The year is 2055 and Welch still isn't finished.",
+    'Motivation dropping faster than ur GPA',
+    'No Work Happens On PCL 5th Floor.',
+    'I may be a sophomore in name, but my credit count screams freshman!',
+    'Pain is temporary, GPA is forever.',
+    "You've Yee'd Your Last Haw.",
+    'lol everything is already waitlisted.',
+    "At Least You're Not At A&M.",
+    'TeXAs iS BaCK GuYZ',
+    'mAke iT yOuR tExAS',
+    "'Academically Challenged'",
+    'Does McCombs teach Parseltongue?',
+    'No Cruce Enfrente Del Bus.',
+    'Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru...',
+    'Bevo Bucks are the new Bitcoin',
+    'Every day another brick disappears from Speedway',
+    'The GDC will annex the EER one day',
+    'Just you wait. Our CNS operatives will topple the EER regime',
+    'To hike to Kins or not to hike to Kins...',
+    'The road to Kinsolving is long, but their delicacies makes it worth every step.',
+    "C'mon you Longhorns! You want to study forever?",
+    'HOW BOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER TEA',
+    "It's called the quiet floor of the PCL for a reason",
+    "'Whose car is this and why is it attempting to enter Welch?'",
+    "'I really like one of my TAs and I wanna ask her out after this semester ends'",
+    'CaN YoU aSk OuT a tA aFtEr tHe SeMeStEr Is oVeR AnD gRaDeS ArE DoNe?',
+    "The Block of Butter incident of '22",
+    "Arrows of Christ vs Church of Scientology was the crossover we didn't know we needed",
+    'THE WALK SIGN IS ON TO CROSS GUADALUPE AND 21ST',
+    'Days since last GDC door alarm: 0',
+    'Finding a parking spot is like winning the lottery... if the lottery required parallel parking skills.',
+    'The squirrels are more ambitious than most freshmen during finals week.',
+    'The line at the on-campus Starbucks is longer than your course waitlist.',
+    'The weather changes more often than your class schedule.',
+    "'Sorry, the PCL is full' is the most heartbreaking message you'll ever receive.",
+    'Getting to class on time is like navigating a maze of construction zones.',
+    "'studying' often means refreshing Canvas every five minutes to see if the professor posted lecture slides.",
+    "'I'll just skip this lecture' often turns into a semester-long habit.",
+    'The libraries are full of students pretending to study but actually napping with their eyes open.',
+    "The 'campus loop' refers to both the bus route and the endless cycle of trying to find your way around campus.",
+    'The squirrels have mastered the art of begging for food better than most students during finals week.',
+    "'going for a run' often means 'running to get food from food trucks'.",
+    'The struggle to fit all your classes into one schedule is as real as the struggle to fit all your groceries into a mini-fridge.',
+];
+
+export default splashText;