feat: splash text additions before v2 release

src/assets/insideJokes.tsx

@@ -4,6 +4,10 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
     'Rec Sports fills up fast, even before the sun reaches its peak.',
     "Ah, Jendy's! A taste ever so refined.",
     'Fine dining at Jester City Limits, eh?',
+    'The road to Kinsolving is long, but their delicacies makes it worth every step.',
+    'The squirrels, they have mastered begging for food better than students. Impressive... but worrying.',
+    "Do you study often? Ha! What am I saying? Of course you don't.",
+    "Hey, you, you're finally awake. You were trying to skip class right?",
     'RIP Domino, you beloved campus feline.',
     "The year is 2055 and Welch still isn't finished.",
     'Motivation dropping faster than ur GPA',
@@ -15,39 +19,42 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
     'Could be worse. Could be A&M.',
     // 'TeXAs iS BaCK GuYZ',
     'mAke iT yOuR tExAS',
+    'change yOur slogan',
     "'Academically Challenged'",
     'Does McCombs teach Parseltongue?',
     'No Cruce Enfrente Del Bus.',
     'Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru...',
     'Every day another brick disappears from Speedway',
     'The GDC will annex the EER one day',
-    'Just you wait. Our CNS operatives will topple the EER regime',
     'To hike to Kins or not to hike to Kins...',
-    'The road to Kinsolving is long, but their delicacies makes it worth every step.',
     "C'mon you Longhorns! You want to study forever?",
     'HOW BOUT A NICE CUP OF LIBER TEA',
-    "It's called the quiet floor of the PCL for a reason",
-    "'Whose car is this and why is it attempting to enter Welch?'",
-    "'I really like one of my TAs and I wanna ask her out after this semester ends'",
+    "Block of Butter? Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...",
     'CaN YoU aSk OuT a tA aFtEr tHe SeMeStEr Is oVeR AnD gRaDeS ArE DoNe?',
     "The Block of Butter incident of '22",
+    'Begun, the midterms have.',
+    'You must construct additional schedules',
     "Arrows of Christ vs Church of Scientology was the crossover we didn't know we needed",
     'THE WALK SIGN IS ON TO CROSS GUADALUPE AND 21ST',
-    'Days since last GDC door alarm: 0',
     'Pay attention. Might learn something.',
-    'Long ago, apartment rates stayed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when American Campus Communities Inc attacked.',
+    'Long ago, apartment rates lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when American Campus Communities Inc attacked.',
     'Roll for Initiative!',
     'The line at the on-campus Starbucks is longer than your course waitlist.',
     'The weather changes more often than your class schedule.',
     'Mmm... Brutalist architecture...',
     'The course syllabus: more than meets the eye',
     "'studying' often means refreshing Canvas every five minutes to see if the professor posted lecture slides.",
+    "It's over Bevo! I have the high ground!",
     "I'll just skip this lecture and watch the recording later. What's the worst that could happen?",
+    'I hear the tower bells are ringing, PCL full of students dreaming.',
+    "I don't like sand",
     'The libraries are full of students pretending to study but actually napping with their eyes open.',
     "The 'campus loop' refers to both the bus route and the endless cycle of trying to find your way around campus.",
     'The squirrels have mastered the art of begging for food better than most students during finals week.',
     "'going for a run' often means 'running to get food from food trucks'.",
     'We got UTRPv2 before GTA 6',
+    'Midterm season: Finish the Fight!',
+    "There's a Bevo on your lawn!",
     'Veer was here',
     'follow @sghsri!',
     'Officially part of the SEC',
@@ -57,10 +64,11 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
     'A pen and paper is old fashioned, but sometimes old ways are best',
     'A heart is like bedrock, destroyable only by cheating',
     'You may not rest now, there are Canvas assignments nearby',
+    'You are filled with DETERMINATION',
     '60k+ users!',
     'Almost Turing complete',
-    'Have you had your coffee yet?',
     '#BF5700',
+    'The waitlist is a lie!',
     `He's a CS Major, but he showers regularly. 🧢`,
     'A CS major walks into a bar. The bar is empty because it is a CS major.',
     'UT Registration Plus - The only thing that can make registration worse is not having it',
@@ -76,8 +84,7 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
     'Best UT financial aid tip? Marry rich.',
     'Bevo Bucks are legal tender',
     "'iS iT fInAlS wEeK oR mY fInAl WeEk'",
-    // eslint-disable-next-line no-template-curly-in-string
-    "It's ${currentTime} and OU still sucks", // This is on purpose as a joke
+    'Do you have an iPhone charger? Wait... Which one?',
     'Deep in the heart of Texas',
     'TEXAS!!! FIGHT!!!',
     'Launder your AP credits through a community college for free',
@@ -105,6 +112,9 @@ const splashText: string[] = [
     'The wait is finally over',
     "Stop trying to make UTRP happen, it's not going to happen!",
     'Befriend the raccoons on campus',
+    `It's ${new Date().toLocaleString('en-US', { month: 'long', day: 'numeric' })} and OU still sucks`,
+    'As seen on TV!	',
+    "Should you major in Compsci? well, here's a better question. do you wanna have a bad time?",
 ];
 
 export default splashText;