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Add extra logos from Yao Lily Lu, add missing
Fate part.
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\chapter{Omake Files IV, Alternate Parallels}

\begin{center}
\small
{The other fanfictions you could've been reading}
\end{center}
\vspace{7mm}


\hackChDXIV{\hackChDXIVa}{1.6}
%~ \subsection{Lord of the Rationality}

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maybe it was just your own dreams trying to tell you, that if there was really
such a person as that lion, there'd be no use for \emph{us}."
\sbreak
\omakeLogo[.95]{MyLittlePony}
\medskip
"Applejack, who told me outright that I was mistaken, represents the spirit
of{\el} \emph{honesty!} " Twilight Sparkle raised her head even higher, mane
blowing like a wind about the dusky sky of her neck. "Fluttershy, who
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\emph{Now if you'll pardon me, my little ponies, I have an eternal night to
rule over.}
\sbreak
\newpage
\omakeLogo[.8]{TheVillageHidden}
\medskip
"Consider the computational power required to manifest over a hundred shadow
clones," the Uchiha genius said in his dispassionate tones. "It is an error of
rationality, Sakura, to say `fluke' and think you have explained anything.
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Sakura sighed to herself. Her personal hypothesis was that Itachi had just been
trying to drive his brother into clinical paranoia.

\enlargethispage{.5\baselineskip}
"Yo, kids," said the voice of their rationality sensei from their radio
earpieces. "There's a village in Wave trying to build a bridge, and it keeps
falling down for no reason anyone can figure out. Meet up at the gates at noon.
It's time for your first C-ranked analysis mission."

(\emph{This has now inspired an extended fanfiction, \_Lighting Up the Dark\_ by
Velorien.})
%
% (\emph{This has now inspired an extended fanfiction, \_Lighting Up the Dark\_ by
% Velorien.})
\vspace{-.5\baselineskip}
\sbreak
%\subsection{Erdős in Chains}
\hackChDXIV{\MakeUppercase{Erdős in Chains}}{1.5}
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to be your partner in everything, and now---I'm just another werewolf with a
Blake number of 1."
\sbreak
\newpage
\vspace*{\stretch{1}}
%~ \subsection{Thundersmarts}
\hackChDXIV{\hackChDXIVd}{2}

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build a nuke or steer an asteroid or \emph{somehow} blow up that ever-living
idiot's pyramid!"
\sbreak
\vspace{-2\baselineskip}
\subsection{He-Man and the Masters of Rationality}

\omakeLogo[.5]{He-Man}
\bigskip
% \subsection{He-Man and the Masters of Rationality}
"Fabulous secret knowledge was revealed to me on the day I held aloft my magic
book and said: \emph{By the power of Bayes's Theorem!}"
\sbreak
\vspace*{\stretch{1}}
\newpage
\vspace*{\stretch{1}}
\omakeLogo[.5]{Fate}
\begin{center}
\itshape
I am the core of my thoughts\\
Belief is my body\\
And choice is my blood\\
I have revised over a thousand judgments\\
Unafraid of loss\\
Nor aware of gain\\
Have withstood pain to update many times\\
Waiting for truth's arrival.\\
This is the one uncertain path.\\
My whole life has been\el\\
Unlimited Bayes Works!
\end{center}
\sbreak
\vspace*{\stretch{1}}
\newpage
\omakeLogo[.7]{TheNameOfTheRationality}
\bigskip
The eleven-year-old boy who would someday become legend---slayer of dragons,
killer of kings---had but one thought upon his mind, as he approached the
Sorting Hat to enter into the study of mysteries.
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"So!" an older boy said with the happy expression of someone who's thought of
something terribly clever. "Kvothe the Raven, huh?"
\sbreak
\newpage
\omakeLogo[.7]{Tengen40K}
I have a truly marvelous story for this crossover which this margin is too
narrow to contain.
\sbreak
%~ \subsection{Utilitarian Twilight}
\hackChDXIV{\hackChDXIVh}{1.5}

\emph{(Note: Written after I heard Alicorn was writing a Twilight fanfic, but
before I read \_Luminosity\_. It's obvious if you're one of us.)}
%
%\emph{(Note: Written after I heard Alicorn was writing a Twilight fanfic, but
%before I read \_Luminosity\_. It's obvious if you're one of us.)}

\noindent{}"Edward," said Isabella tenderly. She reached up a hand and stroked his cold,
sparkling cheek. "You don't have to protect me from anything. I've listed out
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The gun in his lover's hand was cold against his forehead. It wouldn't kill
him, but it would disable him for long enough---
\sbreak
\vspace{-2\baselineskip}
\subsection{\sout{Aladdin} Jasmine}
%\vspace{-2\baselineskip}
%\subsection{\sout{Aladdin} Jasmine}
\omakeLogo[.8]{Jasmine}
Aladdin's face was wistful, but determined, as the newly minted street urchin
addressed the blue being of cosmic power for one last time, prepared to leave
behind the wealth and hope he had so briefly tasted for the sake of his friend.
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a rate of 1 IQ point per year." She tossed the lamp back to Aladdin. "Go back
to what you were doing."
\sbreak
\vspace{-2\baselineskip}
\subsection{Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone}
\newpage
\omakeLogo[.8]{Hamlet}
\begin{center}
\small
Contributed by Histocrat on LiveJournal, post 13389,\\ aka HonoreDB on LessWrong
\end{center}

%\vspace{-2\baselineskip}
%\subsection{Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone}
\noindent{}HAMLET\\
Interloper, abandon this strange prank,\\
which makes cruel use of the blindness of my grief,\\
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\emph{A cock crows. Exit Ghost.}

\begin{center}
\small
HonoreDB has now extended this to a complete ebook\\
entitled \emph{A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven: The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and
the Philosopher's Stone}\\
available for \$3 at \url{http://makefoil.com}\\
yes, really
\end{center}
\vspace{-\baselineskip}
\sbreak
\omakeLogo[.8]{MobyDick}
\begin{center}
\small
As related by Eneasz on LessWrong
\end{center}
"Revenge?" said the peg-legged man. "On a \emph{whale?} No, I decided I'd just
get on with my life."
\sbreak
\omakeLogo[.8]{Alice}
\begin{center}
\small
As first written by braindoll in a review of this chapter, with some
further edits
\end{center}
Alice was sitting by her sister on the bank, reading a book. She had several
friends who were older, and if she just asked nicely, they were often happy to
lend her books without \emph{quite} so many pictures and conversations as was
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after it, and was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit-hole under the
hedge.
\sbreak
\omakeLogo[.95]{Matrix}
\medskip
{\parindent=0pt
MORPHEUS: For the longest time, I wouldn't believe it. But then I saw the
fields with my own eyes, watched them liquefy the dead so they could be fed
intravenously to the living---

\medskip
NEO \emph{(politely)}: Excuse me, please.

\medskip
MORPHEUS: Yes, Neo?

\medskip
NEO: I've kept quiet for as long as I could, but I feel a certain need to speak
up at this point. The human body is the most inefficient source of energy you
could possibly imagine. The efficiency of a power plant at converting thermal
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telling me that their food is \emph{the bodies of the dead, fed to the living?}
Haven't you ever heard of the laws of thermodynamics?

\medskip
MORPHEUS: Where did \emph{you} hear about the laws of thermodynamics, Neo?

\medskip
NEO: Anyone who's made it past one science class in high school ought to know
about the laws of thermodynamics!

\medskip
MORPHEUS: Where did you go to high school, Neo?

\medskip
(Pause.)

\medskip
NEO: {\el} in the Matrix.

\medskip
MORPHEUS: The machines tell elegant lies.

\medskip
(Pause.)

\medskip
NEO \emph{(in a small voice)}: Could I please have a real physics textbook?

\medskip
MORPHEUS: There is no such thing, Neo. The universe doesn't run on math.
}
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\newcommand{\hackChDXIVh}{
\fontspec[ExternalLocation=fonts/]{Twilight}
Utilitarian Twilight}

%
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